Welcome to Stevetopia>

Our Ruler Steve

Government

"Of the Tortoise, By the Tortoise, For the Tortoise"

Steve Tort Tort:

Supreme Leader, president(democratically appointed), King, 天皇(Emperor), Council of Ministers, and General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Stevetopia

Everyone else:

How are we suppose to know what our citizens do? Stop reading this and get back to laboring in the coal mines.

Rules and regulations

Stevetopia laws are as follows:

No Fussing.
No Cussing.
No Criticism of our government, property, or website.

Failure to comply with result in execution.

Interim National Anthem

Link.

Currently Stevetopia has no official national anthem.

Citizenship

Become a citizen of Stevetopia

I. History

stevetopia is sailing, it takes him away

(Disclaimer: Stevetopia wasn't founded until 2020, No oceans were crossed nor was Steve present)

I. Founding

Stevetopia was founded for very good reasons as you would expect.

II. Dark Ages

It was discovered that the Stevetopia sign tipped over on the pilgrimage for Stevetopia's independence day. ♫ And gave proof through the night that our flag was not there ♫

III. Civil War

When Clinton Mash(Giant Seed Grower) refused to design the website it nearly fractured parliament into "Stevetopia 2 The Sequel"

IV. Mailbox expansion pack

2021 Marked the year that Stevetopia created it's own postal service. To facilitate this event, Stevetopia now has mailbox.

V. Internet

While Stevetopia does not have electricity nor running water nor paved road, it now has this website.

A. web 2.0

Parden our dust! Stevetopia website has undergone massive renovations to utilize the most innovative technology on the world wide web.

Geology

Ain't it beautiful

Stevetopia has no water, electricity, paved roads, buildings, grass, trees, treasures, natural resources, or walls.

We used to to have a flag ☹

Butt, I bet your like our sign and mailbox ☺

Horology

Stevetopia chooses to follow Greenwich Mean Time(GMT)

Calendrical Calculation

2022 marked the shift to the Ethiopian calendar, mothballing the Gregorian calendar that had been used for more than 400 years

Location Coordinates

The post office lost them :( maybe you could help find them? ☜( Hint: It's under there)☜

34.719360, -106.604538

Contact

Please send a messenger pigeon to our nation in New Mexico or our embassy in Riverton, Utah(which is better than Herriman)

Or contact me personally through electronic mail at stevetopiaJanitorAssistant93@noahnash.me


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	Stevetopian population - we have many fans

Everyone loves Stevetopia, and you will too!